*looks around* *dumps fic and runs off*

Title: Danger: Explosive!
Author: CiraArana
Prompt: #41 – Detention after potions, with Snape
Pairing: Albus Severus Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: NC17
Word count: 10,254
Warnings: chan (12), teacher/student with D/s undertones, frottage, spanking, dirty talk, and exploding cauldrons.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. I make no money with this story.
Summary: Giving a new twist to an old classic. Or: Harry engages Snape to teach Al how to stop exploding cauldrons.
Author’s Note: Probably the p0rniest thing I've ever written. And yes. Muse has a new OTPP = One True Porn Pairing. ;)


( Danger: Explosive! )

Weather Underground says there's about a 30% chance of rain today and tomorrow. Which is enough of a chance for me to not want to walk to/from bus stops and wait for buses. Oh well, I have a couple more days' worth of meds, and the check will still be in my wallet to deposit. So I can sleep more. Lovely, lovely sleep, snuggled with kitties, listening my way throught the Sick and Wrong archives during bouts of wakefulness. If I feel ambitious I might clean out the fridge. My back's not bothering me and I'm oddly calm (but I'm not going to question that!). Pest control has been and gone, and Hecate has settled down from the affront of a strange person coming a whole three or four feet into the apartment.

Does anyone know what SAS charges for their shoes these days? It doesn't say on their website.

Current Mood: lazy

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: celandineb
From: An Amazing Member!

Title:Who's on First?
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: cross-dressing, delayed orgasm
Other Warnings: none

( Who's on First? [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lesyeuxverts
From: A Mischievous Member!

Title: “Veiled Science”
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: threesomes, bondage, gags, cockrings, pegging, piercing, voyeurism, breathplay, cockgagging, dirty talk, facials
Other Warnings: Pervy use of the Death Chamber and Veil?
Word Count: 4555
Summary/Description: Teddy has finally found an intimate connection to his parents -- in the Department of Mysteries. Victoire, on the other hand, has found an entertaining idea of what to do with it.
Author's Notes: I couldn't resist this prompt and its fantastic kinks, so whoever requested it has my love. :P And this just kept going into something far, far longer than I normally write, so I hope you enjoy it! :P Happy Kinky Kristmas!
(And thanks to C for her help!)

( Veiled Science )

fic for slythindor100

Title: None really
Author: sassy_cissa
Word Count: 413 total
Rating: PG
Prompt: #3, #4, and #5 (each picture is before the ficlet
Warning: no angst here baby...nuttin' but fluff. lol
Disclaimer: If I owned them, would I really be doing this?
Author's Notes: Just catching up to prove to myself I'm not a slacker. Written for the slythindor100 communities 25 Days of Draco and Harry prompts.

posted over here

Current Mood: calm

It's like 4 am and there was someone pounding on my door a few minutes ago. I am now holding a dagger. I suppose sleep is out of the question.


Less unsettlingly, sithwitch13 turned me on to the Sick and Wrong podcast. As the name would suggest, it's, well, sick and wrong. They read out a couple warped and disturbing news stories and vote on which one is sickest. It's that wrong kind of funny. I was listening and snuggling Anya and was laughing so hard she crawled off of me because I was shaking that much.

Got plans for today. Gotta go to Walgreens to pick up my meds, and my grandparents send me a check so I need to stop at the bank. I'm really tempted to stop at Toy Joy and get that First Amendment totebag.

Molly just puked, ugh. Not somethinng I wanted to deal with.

Current Mood: nervous

One Shots:
bertas: Harassment - (Severus / Harry, R)
alisanne: On a Wing and a Prayer - (Severus/Harry, NC-17) *warnings*
alisanne: A Home for the Holidays - (Harry/Draco, G)
alisanne: Caretaker - (Severus/Harry, R)
enchanted_jae: It's Not Christmas Without Tinsel and Mistletoe - (Harry/Draco, PG-13)
ravenna_c_tan: Snowflake Ficlet #1 - (Severus/Draco, NC-17)
Anonymous in lupin_snape: A Cup of Kindness Yet - (Severus/Remus, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Pinstripe Pet - (Percy/Rufus, NC-17)
Anonymous in daily_deviant: On Merlin's Balls - (Severus/Lucius, R) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: The Lover - (Neville/Luna, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Two Can Keep A Secret - (Severus/Gilderoy, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: Of Rhinos and Men - (Snape/Moody, NC-17))
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Speak Low If You Speak of Love - (Harry/Severus, NC-17) *warnings*
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: A Common Strength - (Severus/Harry, R)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: For Want of a Headmaster - (Severus/Harry, NC-17)


Drabbles:
lilyseyes: Magical Gingerbread - (Harry, R) *warnings*
snapesgirl_62: A Matter of Faith - (OC, G)
enchanted_jae: Gingerbred - (Harry/Draco, PG)
enchanted_jae: Holiday Magic - (Harry/Draco, PG)
alisanne: His Own Song - (Severus/Harry, PG)
dgpolo: Things For You and For Me - (Harry/Draco, G)
celandineb: Connection - (Harry/Severus, G)
alisanne: Suitable Positions - (Severus/Harry/Draco, R)
alisanne: The Reward System - (Harry/Draco, PG)

Art:
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: Bound To Please - (Severus/Harry, R) *warnings*
Anonymous in daily_deviant: Break - (Hermione/Ron/Harry, NC-17)
Anonymous in lupin_snape: All Day, Every Day, For the Rest of Our Lives - (Severus/Remus, NC-17)

Community News:
lupin100: Posted Prompt #273
slythindor100: Posted a Mod message
snape100: Posted Challenge #312: "...and Dance"
snarry_swap: Posted a Mod message
daily_deviant: Posted Kinky Kristmas Roundup the First

Newsletters:
snapenews: Posted Issue #801: Thursday/Friday
dailysnitch: Posted a Special Edition: Alice Longbottom
dailysnitch: Posted its Saturday, December 12 issue

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Current Mood: calm

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: hollyboo2001
From: A Marvelous Member!

Title: Break
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Ron/Harry aka Trio
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: het, slash, threesome
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: At shell cottage while planning how to break into Gringotts, the Trio indulge in some much needed stress release ;)
Art Preview:


( You left the door open [NWS Art!] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: madeyemax
From: A Masterful Member!

Title: Pinstripe Pet
Characters/Pairings: Percy Weasley/Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Very-willing-slave!Percy, D/s, delayed orgasm, oral, anal, come play, cuddling/petting
Word Count: about 2275
Summary/Description: In the winter of Harry's sixth year, Percy Weasley brings the Minister of Magic to the Weasley Christmas table. The mission goes badly... but what happens when Scrimgeour and his Junior Assistant return home?
Author's Notes: Merry Kristmas to the Percy-lover(s) out there - I hope this hits the spot :-) Also, many thanks to the mods for running this fest - and indeed for maintaining the community all year round!

( Pinstripe Pet )

How's everyone enjoying the fest season? :D

Below the cut you'll find a list of all the fic and art that's been posted for Kinky Kristmas so far. Before we get to that, though, we want to say that we're very pleased with the response we've been getting here. Thank you all, both members and watchers, for the reading, viewing, commenting, and reccing you've been doing. There's lots more great stuff still to come, so stay with us!


( Kinky Kristmas Roundup, Days 1-12 )

Yesterday was back to MHMR, to try and get my meds adjusted. Only once more, Dr. Lodwick wasn't in. So no changes could be made to my meds. But Nurse Cheryl is very nice and listens well. She was glad to see that doombuggie was helping me, and was dismayed when we related the difficulties with Nurse Madalyn. One thing that amused me that she said was "Why would anyone be mean to you? You're so nice!" That amused me. Anyway, she set up an appointment with Dr. Lodwich for me on January 8th. 8:30 in the morning, augh. If Lodwick's not there I'm going to cry.

Today was better. I met sithwitch13 in person! We shared half a bowl of yummy al-Waha orange and cream shisha. So relaxing to smoke and chat! Molly and Anya came out to claim the admiration they consider their due, and were duly admired. We discussed possibilities for dinner, and decided on Hoover's. We split one of their massive chicken fried steak and did our best to devour a piece of yummy coconut cream pie (we managed about half between us). I'm still hella stuffed! Then we paid a visit to Toy Joy. I pretty much only go there when I'm showing someone around Austin these days, so there is always lots of new stuff. I struggled mightily and was just barely able to resist buying some sorely tempting things. I'm still not sure I shouldn't have bought that First Amendment totebag. It was a fun outing and I enjoyed it greatly.

Got plans for tomorrow to meet up with doombuggie, to pick up my meds, hit Epoch, and smoke some shisha. It should be fun.

Current Mood: sleepy

name; Sam
age; will be 21 next month
location; New Bedford/MA
love life; recently got with my ex's best friend ( its a long story. Don't judge.)

likes; reading, music, spending way to much time on my computer, tattoos, piercings, drinking, hanging out with friends, making an ass out of myself, making people smile, animals; to narrow that down i love canines, i like to collect random stuff, i collect anything and i mean anything with a wolf on it,

dislikes; drama that I'm in involved in, being lied to, onions, people that drive like asses

anything else; well, first and for most I'm a lesbian so if you're not okay with that then you probably shouldn't add me. I recently broke up with my ex of two years because well...she was a controlling bitch and all my friends told me she treated me like crap but I didn't want to hear it. Our last fight ended with her punching me in the face and me moving back home to my parents...so that's pretty much where my life is at right now. I ended up some how some way dating her best friend...not to get back at her or anything, I've actually known her best friend longer then her and we just...clicked. So yeah. I don't suggest added me if you can't deal with the occasional grammar error I wasn't the top student in English class, and over all I can't spell for shit, thank you spell check for being my BFF. When I write, I'm listening to music so don't get confused if there are some random lyrics thrown in somewhere in my posts. I bitch a lot about my lack of money, my crappy job, and how my cat hates me. But other then that I'm pretty interesting if I do say so myself. So go to my page comment and add me. I need friends. Bad. =]

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: purplefluffycat
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Two Can Keep A Secret
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cross-dressing,
Other Warnings: light-bdsm, rimming, oral sex, orgasm denial, felching, spanking, ball-gag
Word Count: 7,800
Summary: Some call it “play” and others call it “torture.” Severus Snape spends his Christmas remembering what he alone knows.
Author's Notes: This is quite possibly the filthiest thing I’ve ever written! Thank you Daily Deviants for allowing me to play! Also, thank you to my Mistress of Porn who also is an amazing Mistress of Passive Voice! I hope I made you proud! Remaining mistakes are all my own.

(  Two Can Keep A Secret  )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: madeyemax
From: A Wonderful Watcher!

Title: The Lover
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, oral sex, mild D/S, delayed orgasm, deep kissing
Other Warnings:
Word Count: 1640
Summary/Description: There are two things Neville loves most in the world: his plants, and Luna Lovegood.
Author's Notes: Thanks to V for the beta, and to my amazing friend D for planting the plot bunny that got this fic off the ground (no pun intended). I hope you enjoy it. Happy Kinky Kristmas!

( The Lover )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leni_jess
From: A Witty Watcher!

Title: On Merlin's Balls
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Lucius
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: : body-painting or inkbrushing on skin, denied/delayed orgasm, ritual public sex
Other Warnings: NWS Geography and Too Much Chat
Word Count: 2700
Summary/Description: The War is over. The wizarding world must be restored. Severus and Lucius have their own role to play in the public ritual - and if they wish to indulge in private too...
Author's Notes:I stripped down the prompt in order to concentrate on the kinks. I hope the prompter will forgive me. Thanks to veronica_milvus on hp_britglish for suggesting the perfect non-Stonehenge ritual site.

( On Merlin's Balls )

hola i'm nicole! sixteen, turning seventeen in about a month. i'm a junior in high school and i have immense hatred for my school. i love music, horror films, books, sharks, zombies. i'm a really nice person until somebody gives me a reason not to be so nice, which is sort of rare. i do try to comment/update pretty regularly though half the time i'm too braindead to really focus but i love making new friends anyways!

One Shots:
snapesgirl_62: Untitled - (Aurora; R)
celandineb: Changed Plans - (Draco/Ron; Adult)
snapesgirl_62: Made for Each Other - (Aurora; G)
alisanne: A Hint of Ginger - (Severus/Harry; NC-17)
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Confessional - (Severus/Remus; R)
Anonymous in daily_deviant for kinky_kristmas: Quid Pro Quo - (Sirius/Remus; NC-17 *warnings*)
Anonymous in daily_deviant for kinky_kristmas: It's Not Easy Being Green - (Ron/Hermione; NC-17)
Anonymous in daily_deviant for kinky_kristmas: Knackered Out - (Ginny/Luna; NC-17)
Anonymous in snupin_santa: Exquisite Prick - (Remus/Severus; NC-17)
Anonymous in snapelyholidays: The Caretaker - (Severus/Argus; R)
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: A Sense of Adventure - (Severus/Harry; NC-17)

Drabbles:
enchanted_jae: The Christmas Knickers 3 - (Harry/Draco; PG-13)
alisanne: Important Research - (Severus/Harry; PG-13)
lilyseyes: Silent Night - (Harry; R)
ellid: Echoes of the Past, X - (Remus/Severus; NR)
lordhellebore: Hurt - (Harry/Draco; PG-13)

Art:
Anonymous in snarry_holidays: Drinking Party - (Severus/Harry; PG-13/NWS)

Community News:
snarry100: Posted a new prompt - 192 - JIngle Bells
neville100: Posted a new prompt - 99 - Snowbound

Newsletters:
quibbler_report: Posted an issue - 10 December
quibbler_report: Posted an issue - 11 December

If you have any links or tips for us, please let us know. Email us at potterprophet.ij@gmail.com.

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: celandineb
From: A Wicked Watcher!

Title: Quid Pro Quo
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: rimming, watersports, light bit of spanking (one little swat)
Other Warnings: swearing, frotting, masturbation
Word Count: 3230
Summary/Description: Sirius makes a discovery that leads to the sharing of fantasies.
Author's Notes: The bargaining theme comes straight from an amazing fic at rs_games 2009 called Undone (Team Canon) written by duck_or_rabbit, as does the attention to balls, though I played with the theme a bit differently. I hope this pleases the person who submitted the prompt. Instead of one giving the other their kinkiest fantasy, they kind of made it happen for each other. I couldn't quite manage the BDSM so I offered rimming instead. Hope that's alright. Major thanks to my beta A, who should really get paid for listening to me whine.

( After that morning at the kitchen table and the tea, his fantasizing takes on a life of its own. )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: doveypoo
From: A Wonderful Watcher!

Title: It's Not Easy Being Green
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: dom!Ron, spanking, spunk
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~4,700
Summary/Description: Ron struggles to maintain the respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta for the help and encouragement!

( It's Not Easy Being Green )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: kabal42
From: A Witty Watcher!

Title: Knackered Out
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Love/genuine attachment/mutual feelings of some kind, light bondage, creative use of holiday items
Other Warnings: n/a
Word Count: ~2000
Summary/Description: Christmas with Luna is like ice cream with sparklers.

( Knackered Out )